PLEASE! Can someone please explain to me when something goes wrong in your life, how it's NEVER your fault? Is everybody out to get you? Is this a conspiracy? Seriously? You can't be that stupid... or maybe you are. WOW!
If you do or say something that results in you being reprimanded by someone who is an authority figure IE: police, teacher, employer, even a doctor, don't make excuses and cry foul. The world is not out to get you. You probably deserve what you are getting and when you own your mistakes and learn from them, you grow as a person.
Honestly, it's not a hard concept. All you need to do is stop making excuses, playing dumb, burying your head in the sand, or blaming someone else for your problems. Face reality. Be the adult you are always trying to convince people you are (personally, if you wanna act like a child, I'm gonna treat you like one). Stop whining, put on your big girl panties and move along. Take the reprimand or possible write up if it happened at work, take the traffic ticket if it was a MV violation, take to heart and mind if it's coming from your doctor, it could mean your health if you ignore him and continue being stupid.
Oh, but WAIT! I forgot... If you take responsibility for your actions, you won't have anything to complain about and there fore won't get the extra attention you are ADDICTED to in order to make it through your sad pathetic life...
Didn't take you long to fuck that one up, did it??